Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Kylie Jenner, National Running Day, and a Survey for YOU!

This morning, while skimming through what Yahoo had to offer me, I came across this:

I totally get the blue hair. I do NOT get the squat. Ouch.
So of course I clicked. You can’t NOT click. Be serious.

Anyways, this is what I found.

This seems uncomfortable to me. Have you ever rolled in sand? It's terrible. 
Sand and squats? Senseless.

Now, just a little back story on Kylie, in case you've been living under a rock, or your monthly Kardashian Fan Club Newsletter got lost in the mail. Kylie is the youngest of the Kardashian clan. As evidenced here, by her clear Kardashian ASS.

Also? Homegirl is 16.

I’ll say it again. SIXTEEN.

Do you feel pervy yet? Well, you should, SHE'S SIXTEEN.
Let me reiterate. SIXTEEN. That’s a ten year old, PLUS a six year old.

I am 24. Kendall is 16. Now, of course I can only speak for myself here, but when I was sixteen, I was busy mastering push-up bras, shaving my armpits, and most importantly dealing with my ongoing love for Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

OMG. I KNOW. Half of you are dying right now. That half needs to give me a call and we will all go out for happy hour and reminisce about the days when bleach tip spiky hair was the shit.

(On separate note, it is disturbing how sparse his Wikipedia page is. 
I’m ashamed of my generation for not beefing it up more. NEVER forget JTT.)

Back to my point, Kylie Jenner.


See what I’m saying here?
To summarize, Kylie Jenner needs to put some clothes on, and I need to go to sexy school.

And in even more Kardashian news. Kourtney is pregnant again!

THIS IS THE BEST NEWS IVE HEARD ALL WEEK. Not really the best, but you guys know how much I love Scott Disick right? 

It should really just be implied.

Like, there's just so much wisdom there, you know?

Well, that was pretty fun.

And since we’ve already hopped on the celebrity news train, let’s also address this.

Hey Hilary Duff – NOBODY IS INTERESTED IN BEING REMINDED OF HOW BEAUTIFUL LIZZIE MCGUIRE GREW UP TO BE.I’m boycotting any and all of your upcoming endeavors. Unless I happen to come across the Lizzie McGuire movie on Blu-ray at a bargain price. Then I’ll be alllllll over that.

I want to make a promise to you all, right now: when I’m a celebrity (which, really, I feel like I’m right on the cusp) I PROMISE to remind you all how truly heinous I am in the morning. And at night. And right when I get out of the shower.  Mainly all the times that don’t involve heavy makeup. And if you don’t believe me please refer here for a reminder.

Now, I hope you’re in the mood to read about a little running. Because if not, you may be in the wrong place. At least today, because it's NATIONAL RUNNING DAY!

To celebrate, I met up with Brittany for another 5:30am track sesh. This humidity is CRAZY, but I felt really good and exhausted after this run. And I’m obsessed with seeing consistent improvement from week to week.

And then, a nice speedy man offered to take our picture. We were all, "Well, we are drenched in sweat, wearing no makeup, and the sun isn't even up yet, so HELL YEAH OF COURSE WE WANT OUR PICTURE TAKEN!" 

Plus I got to wear my new birthday presents. Mirror pics are still cool right?

Mizuno Wave Enigma 3’s and Texas flag running shorts
As part of the continued celebration, Olive Garden felt like a good lunch choice. I love tiny desserts.

After work, Taylor and I had his parents and brother over for dinner. On the menu for tonight were shrimp tacos. Butttt having guests over distracted me and I forgot to take a picture, so I'll just show you one of last night's dinner.

Turkey burgers for the win.

And now I’m curled up with my kindle, buying books like it’s my job. This is going to require a third income.

Okay, now a question for you, my favorite reader... (Ok, yes, I call you all my favorite. It's because I love you all equally, so don’t make me choose, it’s too hard.) 

I’m working on a BIG blog re-launch coming up VERY soon! There will be giveaways, long-awaited wedding recaps, guest posts, and all sorts of good stuff. And I want to know what you like to read about! So your job today is to click below on the eight question survey. It will take you less than 60 seconds, it’s anonymous, and I’ll give you a high five upon completion. 

Or, if multiple choice questions terrify you (HELLO, you are talking to the girl who made a 1060 on her SATs. But that’s a story for a different time.) Shoot me an email (check out my contact page) or leave a comment below.




  1. Survey = DONE! What a good idea, I might do the same one of these days. I'm also really excited for your wedding recap so please make that happen asap.

    1. Yay! Glad you are excited too! Wedding recap (LOTS of details) will be up in about a week! Thanks for taking the survey :) How's streaking going?!?

  2. good thing howard payne doesn't judge their students by silly things like their SAT scores! i am also DYING at the thought of you on the "cusp" of celebrity status, but then i remember that will probably mean that we will get our reality show (which is really all any girl DREAM about). plus, you're blog is launching soon, so you're right though.

    ALSO i'm dying because i couldn't see above my belly button in your full length mirror. you are so f-word tiny.

    love ya mean it!

  3. A) I saw your wedding pictures yesterday when I clicked over to Allison's blog and I CANT believe you haven't recapped yet. The photos are a-freakin-mazing.
    B) I don't know how it came up but a few weeks ago my friend asked me to show her my "sexy face". She told me I needed lessons. So I'm in the same boat with you there....
    C) Happy belated birthday!
    D) What is this you speak of new blog?!?
    E) Dude, I didn't realize I had 5 things to say here... Usually I start with A and end with A. Your running time makes me feel like a turtle. Not cool girl. Not cool.

    1. So basically, another Kardashian endeavor should be teaching the common peasants how to make sexy faces, am I right?

      Working on a blog redesign and launch with all kinds of goodies AND the wedding recap (Ipromise!), will hopefully be up in about a week, so stay tuned! Haha do NOT feel like a turtle. I wanted to puke basically the entire time we were running.



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