Let's talk about how exactly you were planning on running 6 miles without shoes, a sports bra and missing one sock?
|You are an idiot.|
|Oatmeal chocolate chip freakin YUM.|
Don't worry that wasn't all I ate. I put a valiant 3 minutes of microwave effort into my actual dinner
We're switching topics now. So, tell me if this ever happens to you.
|Yes, that is actually me.|
Are you ready to hear about the three things I am counting down to???? In order of importance:
My excitement has gone past the point of ridiculous and wandered into the realm of borderline psychotic. I am literally incapable of thinking about anything else. I've already started mentally packing and Google Earth stalking all the places I want to go. Yes, as I've said, I'm freaking out.
2. MY BIRTHDAY!!!
Oh no big deal, just 12 days until the greatest holiday ever. Just for kicks and giggles here are pictures from my last four birthdays.
|22 AKA Bday in Vegas!|
|AKA the best birthday in the history of EVER.|
|AKA the one where the waitress at Benihana took away |
my wine glass and left everyone else's because apparently I look like I'm twelve.
|AKA the one where I was a chubby bunny but it's okay because Taylor is adorable.|
(You forgot we were listing countdowns didn't you? It's okay, I did too.)
I'm actually a little afraid of this half because it's going to be 14,000 degrees outside and I don't know how to handle that. But if I pretend like I'm excited and not completely terrified then maybe I will actually get excited. Maybe? We'll see. 39 days and counting!
Questions because I'm chatty today!
Does the VS dressing room seduce you too?
Surely I can't be the only one.
Who else skipped their workout today?
High five. Normally I'd feel bad, but it's hard to feel guilty when in t-minus 8 hours I will be sweating/cursing the day I was born in spin class.