|Welcome to my adolescence.|
If that picture didn't scare you away and you are still reading, thanks and you are a really good person.
So yesterday was a pretty bad day. It was pretty much doomed from the start and here is why. I got to work at 7:45 and since it had been like ten minutes since I'd had breakfast, naturally I was starving. So I went to open my snack drawer when...
HOLY SH!T SOMETHING IS MISSING!!
|Wanna know what's in that Nature Valley box?|
MORE M&M's. It's a decoy for thieves. Tricked ya.
There is a HUGE gaping hole where my WHEAT THINS SHOULD BE!!!!!!! I started to freak out until I remembered that I'd finished them off in a blind and starving rage the day before...ooops.
Wednesday me was pissed at Tuesday me. Anyways, wheat thins, I miss you. So I had to settle for chi-yo.
|chia seeds + yogurt = chi-yo. Seriously, I'm so clever.|
(Sometimes I like to pretend that I live in a world full of people who are dying to know what I'm having for lunch. Here's the part where I talk about more than what I've been eating. Starting NOW.)
In the midst of my crap day, I got on instagram and was reminded of why I am so in love with Ellen.
|Just try not laughing. Try it, I dare you.|
Roommate and I are new running buddies. We went on a fun five mile run on Tuesday where I talked and talked and then looked up and holy crap we were done. Um, that's awesome. Tonight we continued the tradition with what we are now calling "Run & Grub." It works like this: you get off work, go for a run, and then go to happy hour. It's super trendy right now. Also it provides you lovely people with super hilarious and entertaining pictures:
Step 1: RUN.
|Running pictures are always super hott. |
Also do you see roomie back there? She's cute.
STEP 2: EAT.
I set out to run 6 days this week, and I can say that I have successfully accomplished 5/6 of that goal. I'm learning a crap ton about my body in the process though. Like maybe possibly I'm just the type of person that should only run every other day...
|Shin pain, go away, come again NEVER and also suck it.|
Sorry I'm not wearing any pants.
Is everyone ready for Friday? I was ready for Friday on Monday. This week has chewed me up and spit me out and then run me over with its car. Here's to Friday!